I used to think Young MC was the son of MC Hammer. Holy hell I aged myself there

I’d tell my cats I’m not chasing them to hit them (I’ve never raised my voice or hit a cat), I’m just walking that direction. You don’t have to run like a bat out of hell. And no, no voice works like it does on dogs.

Yo, I’m a foot guy, let’s see those pics

My wife had a huge cancer scare. It turned out not to be, but while that word was laying on the table, I could no longer hear snare drums. Vibrant colors turned to gray. I was tone deaf with music. You’re right, I don’t know how sad you feel, but I have an idea of what I would experience. Nothing and no one can prepare you for just how awful the whole thing is.

Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I’m not an intellectual

So what’s your solution? Or are you here just to complain?

Bruh that toe was the key factor in the enrichment of your life goals. Think of it as an investment. And listen, don’t even worry about the 3/10, you whip out a four toe’d foot, and the jury will be eating out of the palm of your hand. Trust.

Yea, I didn’t take it seriously, but my wife… really bad at left vs right

It started when Amazon bought them

Like life has lost all it’s color? Everything is now in grayscale?

Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal

I think this was posted before the pastor at the dedication respond to this this. He posted several paragraphs explaining why this isn’t false idolatry, and it kind of came down to ‘trust me bro’

I hate that I’m saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?

Sometimes it’s important to get an engineer’s thoughts, and not leave everything to the design team

woosh

That’s not the problem. The problem is how fucking slow it is. It has such few users, I see the same post in the early am as the late pm. IRL I’m an introvert, but online I’m a social fucking butterfly, and I need to give and receive attention. Also, you are highly overestimating yourself if you think dumb people can figure this out, because I’m dumb af

I like that direction

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xf-47O9qWt0

I mean, it could be oled