Where the fuck is Brutus when you need him?

Tomorrow: Trump installs loyalist with zero qualifications as head of FCC.

I’m not flying until this gets sorted out. The fact that we elected a fucking Russian saboteur twice is just incomprehensible. NPVIC might save us in the nick of time, but I doubt it.

SF1 get hit by de rock hoppa

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“A return to normalcy” and “nothing fundamental will change” - what we’ll actually get, if that

I mean, you typed the U…

To shreds, you say?

The CRJ line have always had pretty shitty safety records (comparatively speaking). I try to only fly Airbus, but I’m about 99% resolved to not fly anywhere under Trump’s FAA.

Keep a dream journal and write down anything you remember immediately when you wake up. Re-read them before bed and it trains your brain to remember more detail. No point having lucid dreams if you don’t know about it afterward.

Wait until they find out that there are white Mexicans…

Tomato, tomato.

This was all it was about the whole time. The executive branch has been outright bought so Musk can avoid consequences for his businesses’ questionable-at-best ethics.

People who can do both certainly exist, but they exist within a sliver of purple in the Venn diagram.

Psychologically? Not a chance. Physiologically, though… Eh, he might look a little better, but current me could def still kick that whiny sentient toothpick’s ass.

Because he got a head start via genetic lottery

baseless

incredibly easy

The two criteria for whether a MAGA hat can be wrapped around a concept

But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue

Meaning he probably still did bang some of the dads, it just wasn’t polite to talk about

It almost makes you wonder where the fuck they were getting their information prior to the election