You think I have the energy to run on all fours?

Second this. Hard. It was a great film.

Made a trebuchet that almost destroyed a neighbor’s car. Tried to build a fuel-air bomb out of kerosene and a shotgun shell. Made napalm out of gasoline and styrofoam. Huntes squirrels with a .22 rifle.

Weird childhood.

Seconded. It was just such an enormous pile of shit from the first episode.

Edit: felt like it was worth mentioning that I’ve read all the books multiple times, and love them. I just hate what they did to the characters.

Oh shit. I need to watch this.

Minecraft. You think that there’s no way to play Minecraft “wrong”, right up until you accidentally fall into the 4-block wide valley that I’ve cut through the entire map or walk into the liminal space that I’ve mined out just above bedrock. Fuck cutesy cottages and Minecraft in minecraft- let’s just build superstructures that disappear beyond the draw distance of the map. Fuck creative mode- let’s do it while we’re facing down mobs day and night. Fuck explosives- do that shit with a pick like a goddamn man. You haven’t really seen confused rage until your child discovers hundreds of unexplained and unexplainable brutalist towers extending into the distance like the gravestones of alien gods when they thought you were building a farm over the next hill.

My mom always said, that if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life.

“It’s not programming if there aren’t problems”