Anyone who disapproves of my manly tears is just wrong.

This!

Blasphemy! This is intelligent design by our lord saviour!

German:

Sollte auch der Darm zerreißen, nur nicht in der Pause scheißen.

Links like that feel like the time I first had access to the Internet. Kinda weird but very very interesting. Thank you.

I had a Friendica account like 10 years ago. Kinda sad to hear it’s only 2.500 active users.