Hands are too big too.

Make it a requirement that they are currently active. Pretty unfair if they are naming Mia Hamm, Tonya Harding, and Billy Jean King. Pretty hilarious if they name Caitlyn Jenner.

Can they fire all of the CIA assassins soon? Can they be sure to do it in a way that makes them feel disgruntled?

Each state has a deceptive trade practices act that regulates debt collection practice. The neat thing about them is that each violation carries a substantial fine payable to the victim. Texas is $11k per violation (or at least that was the amount when I last looked into it). Usually you can get an attorney to take these cases if there are decent records. Again, you are right that the most vulnerable will suffer the most.

The bankruptcy courts are clearly the best administrative body to administer our system of socialized medicine because they make participants suffer the most.

I can hear the music just by seeing the picture.

Pretty sure we’re into the Overton Train Wreck at this point. We have destroyed normalcy so greatly that no headline is implausible and the fear of possible prosecution for any dissent is not unreasonable.

If I saw the headline, "Trump announces that the only meat that will be served in federal prisons is the flesh of his political enemies. " My reaction would be some sort of numb, “ah cannibalism, already?”