Cypressed

That dickhead wouldn’t understand responsibility if it tattooed a scarlet R onto his chest.

Styrofoam is too durable. Their nuts are made of aerogel. Both more insubstantial AND ALSO brittle.

You kiddin’? I’ve been begging Canada to take New England as a province since y2k.

ngl tho, for all its difficulties the british medical system is straight up better than the american one, since the american one is basically “no system, fuck you get rekt” x.x

I wish I could personally cross off some of those names

Relationship goals.

This sounds like one of 4chan’s pogroms.

I would rather not resort to inflicting death in order to protect my neighbors from being brutalized by fascist thugs.

It would be objectively better if they could be disinvited from interacting with the sane members of humanity nonviolently.

But unfortunately, right wingers have a tendency to jump immediately to the conclusion of violence to further their goals of setting up the means to do even more violence.

I want nonviolence.

But sometimes i just don’t get to have what i want.

I still don’t understand why they labeled these streets as A THOUSAND METERS WIDE @.@

Could’ve gone with grope nuts… Shoot.

Sorry bud, all I’ve got are good girls who are cute dogs

My ambition in my 40s

Don’t. Draw. Attention.
Just keep my head down, quietly complete the minimum acceptable requirements, only submit them when their deadlines are imminent. Aim for the equivalent of a “B” on my performance reviews.
Dress plainly, don’t talk about hobbies or personal life, don’t reflect or amplify drama, never volunteer my opinion.

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… is this why i’m starting to develop an interest in true crime as i further adopt femininity? o.o;

indeed, some of us are things rather than people ;3