if cavepeople had stand up we’d be extinct long befor the ice age

Thank you. I wish I had the same audacity to smuggly correct native anglophones botching my language with their colonizers pig noises but alas, I am too patient.

add the communists killed in the eastern block during ‘friendly’ soviet invasions and you won’t believe the number!

i have a microdick so you’re wrong

imagine in it in your mouth for all i care

i forgot

glad someone gets it

read about it in a book. cant remember now.

it started with depressed brits writing stories about spooky castles in the 17 hundreds imho but sure.

“i am actually dark gothic MAGA” - a dude in fucking Nostalgia Critic cosplay.