It’s more likely than you think

My understanding is that even if the brakes are working, it’s still not safe for maintenance people to have the public using them as stairs. And maybe to fix whatever is wrong they might need to disengage the brakes anyway.

I’m on the edge of that, it started existing while I was in college, but was called Phoenix, and then Firebird. It didn’t have the name Firefox until I had graduated.

If Apple made it.

Claubbering

Don’t forget the side one, also just happens.

In US English at least, it’s also a very common abbreviation for “convict” as in a convicted criminal. Although one would likely see more of those in a prison or being lead out of a courtroom, I’m sure a typical police station has plenty of repeat offenders.

The lyrical reply is better, but for a straight answer, Wikipedia says:

“e621 is a furry-themed booru-style imageboard and art archive website launched on February 10, 2007. It is primarily known for hosting pornographic furry content.”

Your shinigami is going to die of boredom.

Or perhaps Dragon Ball Zedd

“Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same”

And not just throw rock, also run very long distance.

Looking at the forecast: Tomorrow it’ll be June 1st.

The ambulances will have to wait their turn.

Understandable.

Behind the nose

Ah, that does make sense

Sounds like they are incentivizing people to make external search sites from scraped data, which means the users wouldn’t be able to opt out. From your description I’d be pretty surprised if that doesn’t already exist

Breathing it in can cause immediate suffocation

And he Never learns his lesson, same mistake every year.