“we have middle aged over weight man at home” At home “Dad”

That escalated quickly

But it’s a bitch to strap them on a coyote and get it go where you want it to go. Oh coyote as in a smuggler not the 4 legged canine type

You should ask them if you haven’t already. In a kind way of course.

I was led to believe he was built like a body builder. This has to be fake. /s

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Aka FAFO