My mother burnt cookies. Every.damn.time. I thought she was just bad at it until a year ago my dad burnt his toast. I asked if he liked it that way. Yup. She burnt things because he liked it that way.

Here’s another thing, they used to cook the shit out of food. Not burnt? Can’t serve it. And don’t get me started on ketchup. On your steak? Seriously?

Not to mention the guy who started Jimmy John’s … Liautaud is an avid hunter and fisherman. In an interview in 2015 with the Chicago Tribune, Liautaud said that the largest misconception about him is that people still connect him to photos of him posing with big game from 10 years ago. According to Liautaud, he used to hunt big game in Africa on legally organized safaris, but he no longer does.[7] Starting in 2015, his hunting prompted people to call for a boycott of his business.[60] - Wikipedia

No longer because they are illegal now? Also, started small, only a 25k loan from his father

Chose your own adventure! 😀

05/05/2026, is this a date?

Is this a date?

Lady shit her panties or something? Who rubs the butt like that when they have to poop? I’m tightening the cheeks when I gotta do number two

Whoa, that’s awful (in a good way).Do the pictures change every time you visit? Asking for a friend

George Constanza brought in for questioning

My father rn, only in his late eighties. Slowly letting himself die, won’t do anything to help himself or let us help him except bring food and wine and do his shopping. Literally ran out of tp and used paper towels instead of going out and buying some. And he can drive and get around but won’t for most basic shit. Fucking tiring shit

Please to meet you. Hope you guess his name

So I worked for someone who worked with the c suite and more than once I heard a comment about how they were told are not to socialize below director level. Asses until they need something done and anyone who knows shit has quit so they’re fucked and have to start being nice to people.

Sacrifices will be made

Lou’s

Nobody knows you when you’re down and out

Display of wealth, 90s style

Walmart

Don’t know why but it feels right posting this.

All I see is bacon there

Don’t look into the plumbing

Agreed. And the average person doesn’t drink 4 long island ice teas at outback. Lol