All the snakes I’ve held im my hands have been warm.

Does shat mean the same thing in Canada as it does here?

Yeah, but it has more salt than dasani

The phone that you use every day, that is required to function in daily society, and is the NUMBER ONE priority when you’re homeless, aside from maybe obtaining legal documentation?

That cell phone?

My car was made in the 90s.

You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

Regressive tax cuts! I love it!

Anyone who thinks that foreign or business interests wouldn’t try to fan the flames of unrest in order to influence the election hasn’t paid any attention to previous elections.

It doesn’t mean that the reason for the unrest isn’t valid. They found a weakness and they’re going for it.

I am disgusted with Biden. Punishing his behavior at the general election will result in an even worse situation for the people of Palestine.

Are you prepared to engage in accelerationism?