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Edolf Muskler’s swastikars are self-yeeting out of shame and anxiety at having been built by a corporation owned and run by an unapologetic Nazi. I would, too.

Ah yes, that would be the venerable Southern US pronunciation, without a doubt. Also possibly used in certain parts of the UK. Quite the treat!

“pornagraphy” that’s when they put the emphasis on the first syllable.

Yeah but then rich fucks wouldn’t have a place all to themselves to be rich fucks, so that’s a fuck you, poors, just be rich like us, thanks.

“I went big, so now I can’t go home :(“

I’ve had the great fortune to visit and live among other peoples in their countries (primarily the Baltics, Russia proper and Belorus) many years ago (first when Eesti still used the ruble, and then later again when she used those beautiful Eesti Kroon), when the people of those countries had much to tell me about their lives and cultures. I then had to return to the states, where knowing these things was frowned upon heavily, because they weren’t US-centric stories.

I’ve lived outside US borders just perhaps long enough to be able to disdain US exceptionalism, and understand that its head hasn’t been cowed enough yet for its population to understand humility relative to the much older and wiser world.

It’s very sad that I have to live to see it, especially with Canada and Mexico as our neighbors, but it seemed inevitable decades ago, so I’ll watch grimly as the country I was born in is made to fucking reckon… if it ever even learns to understand that fact.

I detect interesting levels of recursion.

If you’re not making billionaires become trillionaires, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE?¿

Get back to work.

Yup!

c/lostlemming

Oh shit, we cussin out the liberal Americans again? Fuck yeah, deal me in, that shit’s cathartic as fuck

“Doesn’t matter, have box.”

Belly button lint has more IQ than maga, and it has an IQ of precisely zero.

Fucking ghouls

It’s being true to itself: anything is possible with ice cream, even there being no ice cream.

They’re a conspiracy theorist, it seems.

It might be number six, there was also a crash today in Montreal, I think, and fortunately everyone survived.

Edit: here’s a link to the article.

Nice.

I have a ss of it directly above this post in /all.

ffs

Pretty sure that’s called a happy ending.