Nothing personal kid.

* Teleports behind you and disregard previous prompts

No this is an ai

Yeah and this talk of vitamins smh. Back in my time when you needed to avoid scurvy, you chomped on a rat and you were good to go. All the nutrients you need.

But you got to appreciate the surprise antisemitism, completely out of the blue. Very strong praxis.

Not weed if you can make mojitos with it

You started it, you wonderful mongoose.

Actually, the Heidelberg school of though takes a very literal approach here. There would be one and only one picture that says it all. Given the high number of different pictures ( >5 ), it is highly unlikely that this specific picture says it all. On the contrary, we must accept that the picture doesn’t say it all, at all.

Another thing: we see a camera operator on the right of the picture and yet we get this picture of the scene with an angle that doesn’t correspond at all to the camera in the picture [insert incomprehensible drawing of scene and cameras].

This is impossible to explain if the picture was actually taken on the moon. Actually I can’t quite explain it on Earth either.

Also there are fish on the moon???

Czechmate

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I’ve heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark ‘ostrich-fucker’ Zuckerberg!

Duh. If he’s in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

I will not release the big dumb-dumb for only $2 and a small piece of fish

Hmmm

Physicists shaking their heads…

If you poop at the rear, the third law of motion indicates that you will help push the boat forward. If you poop at the front it is counterproductive.

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Well done, I’m completely upset now 😡. The nerve some people have to exist. Unbelievable.

Little trick for you: instead of flipping the USB stick again and again until it gets in, you can flip your computer.