Plot twist: in last panel dad reveals he is an illegal alien, that is his true alien form

I think what both comics miss is that sex can be for a purpose other than straight up pleasure, it’s a means to an end. Also it’s very possible if someone says this that sex isn’t working very well for them in making a baby…and they might be doing things like IVF, etc.

Thousand year door maybe?

This is rarely mentioned in discussions like this but volunteer work done by prisoners often results in sentence reductions. Honestly if I were in jail it feels win-win: get out of my cell for a bit and reduce my sentence? I can see why pay is less important for them

We paid for a maid service once a month, it’s honestly amazing. And not too expensive ($50/hour). Worth it.

“Let’s go home kids.”

“But we are home!”

“That was fast.”

Some of those that work forces…