I mean when they look like this I don’t doubt it

Do kids in european countries get as excited about trains given they are super common? I feel like my kids get excited because they rarely see trains, they’re kinda special.

A Tineye search finds 2023 as the earliest date, and almost all of them are from porn sites. I highly suspect this is a photoshop or AI generated.

Just north of mudhole park

Yeah well I couldn’t beat a shark to death with a chair before trees existed, that’s my primary means of shark defense!

Vegas is a good example. Increasingly caters to the top 1%.

You laugh now, but just wait until the national Waffle House teleportation network becomes a ubiquitous public service we can’t live without

In 2030 we can use the same meme template for Iran…

It’s hyperbole for the most part. Only time I’ve ever seen lines longer than 5 minutes is in cases where pumps are out of order. Also most cars nowadays have stop-start batteries so you’re not idling much of the time.

Van Halen intensifies

Presumably because ICE frequently targets day laborers outside Home Depot

Calculating that: it’s about $1300/month, in 1996 dollars, which with inflation would be $2600 today. And you almost certainly refinanced in the 2000s when interest rates dropped like a stone. This is what my parents paid for the same neighborhood I live in.

Mine is $3600 and I “lucked out” with a 2.65% interest rate. The difference is mostly because the home values increased 10x in that time (vs. the 2x of inflation).

That’s why I use my prehensile penis

Found Kash Patel’s cousin

Not exactly a secret that we’re deploying troops and they’re gonna be there a while

Depends on how malicious the manager is

I’m offended…by how badly this is drawn

They’d be so offended if they could spell

So say we all.