That’s numberwang!

Indeed. Try talking to a few hundred people each day whilst keeping the banter fun and interesting.

Someone in this doesn’t understand how being a cashier works.

Worse thing about getting old. That’s what my ballsack looks like now.

Weird place to sit and watch TV!

Isn’t that how you get salmonella?

I use 0451, for those who know!

Does their mum notice this happening?

Have you considered that you don’t have to send a full message when you mistype?

People know that happens

Why are you not fighting for this?

As a psychotherapist, let me tell you, it would be a good idea if more adults read some children’s books sometimes.

Yay for Polarization!

I think paying for remote access counts as a hoop.

As in “that’s a pain in my hoop”

I couldn’t check it’s age coz it was a gift.

Little equine humour for ya.

I have never in all my 40+ years ever met anyone with my name.

Closest was a horse someone named after me.

I had to zoom in to see that it said clutches.

I initially thought it was something else.

Does it have to be one or the other?

ASSUMING DIRECT LAMP CONTROL

Have a read about solilosism for inspiration which may help with your confusion

Its been, what, 70 years since the last time the protocol larpers dropped a nuke in anger, with thousands of warheads?

You think the Iranian government would wait that long if they had a handful of em?

Yeah, they’re less rational. They’re less trustworthy. And given how untrustworthy even the best governments are, that’s saying something

As a therapist surrounded by therapists, and we all constantly notice things, it does get a bit much.

Depending on who “you” is that, you’re mostly right