The zipper merge is supposed to happen at the point where it goes from 2 lanes to 1, not earlier, so if there’s room for that guy to zoom past, everyone is doing it wrong.

Windmills were commonly used to grind grain.

Unsurprisingly it was something they were working on before musk bought it

All but one of my jobs (excluding hourly jobs as a teen) have been 9-5, the one that wasn’t was 9-6 with the justification that we had a 1 hour lunch in the middle… but like… I’ve taken a 1 hour lunch at every job… so I have no idea why that company was such a stickler for that. Basically no one did shit after like 4pm anyways

Also your friends are like… wrong about the standing still part, no idea why they told you that. It’s basically just a portable EKG attached to your body that you wear while going about your normal day.

They give you a little diary to write down stuff like that.

Yeah, that’s how I set my private server up

It’s also probably in CAD so close to just $1 million

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-trumps-defense-210600563.html

Man that ratio, truly doing the lords good work

Give it time, soon enough they’ll be AI planes crashing all around us and it will be considered “progress”

I think this one has been explained by the fact that there was a lot of typos on VHS tape labels and such when we were kids

I just saw him as generic game show host guy

Why is Lisa’s face so weird?

Yeah it’s an AI generated photo, look at the badges on his suit, they’re just junk

The original commenter in this chain was making a point that the speech bubble is vertically flipped once he’s out of the hole. That’s all, he wasn’t saying anything about the deeper message of the comic.

You disagree with… geometry?

They gave it to me for anxiety and it made me feel like I was dying, so clearly doesn’t work for everyone.

I forget exactly how, but at my first job I did manage to rip one of these before, covering the entire floor in Pepsi syrup. One of the assistant managers walked in shortly after, looked at the mess on the floor I was attempting to clean up and said “it’s fine, I needed something to do anyways, go back to cash”.