As far as I understand the second amendment, any unmarked ice officer walking up on people in castle doctrine states are like, very legitimate results of the 2a. Especially right now. Super reasonable.

I kinda hope Luigi being declared guilty cause a George floyd-esque public response.

What’re you rich?

Eating McDonald’s for 3 meals a day every day would be between $5k and $15k per year.

Cash.

So, that would represent about $10k-$30k of your pre-taxed Income

Thousands of exhibits showing how sundials work, or how any other non-clock time-keeping mechanisms work, would immediately reveal something is amiss.

The number of people that would set their microwave timer for 1 minute at that exact moment and see that it finished and see that it was 2 minutes later would be significant.

The number of text conversations where people send half sentences constantly, time logs.

Any chatrooms chat logs. Just all suddenly missing a minute. During heated debates.

There are so many non-clock related instances of time tracking that exist within rigid time frames, globally…

Youd have dozens of social media posts showing the same anomaly. At the same time.

I give it ~3-4 hours before it is trending globally, maximum.

🤯

I was bored at work today so I wrote a short story about how I’d ideally like to see Donald Trump go down.

…drowning in eggs:

The once-proud leader, now stripped of title and dignity, stands in the center of the barren, concrete abyss. The abandoned Olympic swimming pool—thirty feet deep, dry as bone—has become their final stage. Above, the gathered masses stretch in every direction, a writhing sea of anticipation.

They do not jeer. They do not boo.

They simply chant.

“Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.”

It starts as a murmur, a low thrum of human voices vibrating in unison. Then it grows, swelling into a deafening roar that rattles windows, that shudders in the bones of every person present. A chant as ancient as it is absurd, a single-minded invocation of punishment.

The first egg arcs high overhead, tracing a lazy curve before splattering against the fallen leader’s shoulder. The yolk bursts, oozing down his baggy, ugly, now-useless suit. A streak of yellow, the first of many.

Another egg. Then another.

Then dozens.

The first impacts make them flinch, stagger—hands raised in a futile shield. But soon there are too many to dodge, too many to deflect. They curl inward as the sky rains viscous judgment. The chant never stops.

“Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.”

Shells crack. Yolk drips. The scent of sulfur and shame thickens in the stagnant air. It coats their skin, their hair, their pride, turning them into something less than human. Something… egg-like.

At the top of the pit, a child—no older than seven—steps forward. They hold their egg with both hands, cradling it like something precious. Reverent. With a deliberate motion, they lob it downward. It strikes the leader square on the forehead, exploding with an almost musical plap. The crowd erupts into a fresh crescendo of cheers, but the chant never falters.

“Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.”

No escape. No reprieve. The pit is smooth concrete, slick now with raw egg and humiliation. They can do nothing but stand there, endure, become part of the ritual.

Somewhere in the throng, a vendor hawks boiled eggs. Another sells cartons to the unprepared. A man in a chicken suit waves encouragingly at the crowd.

The night wears on, but the spectacle does not end.

It cannot end.

Not until the last egg is thrown. Not until the last voice is hoarse.

Not until the world is rid of this one, failed leader, broken not by swords or exile, but by the inescapable weight of public yolk and scorn.

“Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.”

I want to get off Mr bones wild ride.

I hope those who bullied her are left haunted by their actions for the rest of their lives. I hope those parents who raised those bullies get some kind of justice served, but I’m not holding my breath.

It all feels so hopeless to feel anger towards these people, but I can’t help it. I hope they have long, pitiful lives filled to the absolute brim with misery.

☹️

It’s currently all about shock and awe. You’ve got the right approach.

This is them laying cards on the table, nothing more. Yet.

The evil you know is often better than the evil you don’t know.

Patient transporter seems great. What’s a bad day like? All jobs have bad days.

Will you be crushed by an obese immobile incontinent elderly man as he empties his bowels onto your helpless wriggling body? Is that worth the downtime?

Option B sounds obvious. Is it too good to be true?

It’s called Accelerationism.

They indeed want to accelerate the impending manmade disasters. They know they can financially weather the storm, and they see how much further the divide can be if they’re on top when the world is in shambles.

Waitll you find out about uptown and downtown.

Not that I disagree but when did Zelenskyy cross Trump? Pretty sure Ukraine was only left out of those talks because Trump is Putins meat puppet.

Who the fuck has the blue shell??

BREAKING! “Shit we’ve known for like 70 years.”

This is not news.

Government is a lumbering giant.

Every president has failed to implement their vision. That’s the point.

What’s going on right now is unprecedented, but Im still of the belief that our safety nets are gonna catch this one.

It’s just going to fuck up our standing in the world of geopolitics, which will have long lasting consequences.

I hope I’m right, because I sincerely doubt it goes any better than that.

Putin wants the US, Canada, Greenland, and Russia, all under Russian control as the globe heats up.

The Arctic sea will become more important than Panama. Which is why trump is also eyeing Panama.

That’s the main flaw??

I humbly disagree.

Nope. Not the fanciest ones, anyways. The US has been cutting China off from high-end tech for years. In 2022, the government banned exports of NVIDIA’s A100 and H100 AI chips. When NVIDIA tried making toned-down versions (A800 and H800), the US banned those too in 2023. The goal was to stop China from developing advanced AI.

It’s not just hardware. Since 2018, the US has been restricting Chinese nationals from studying AI and robotics. In 2020, over a thousand visas were revoked to block researchers with ties to China’s military. On top of that, major US tech companies have been pulling R&D out of China, with IBM cutting a huge chunk of its operations in 2024.

People think China’s tech dominance is just happening on its own, but the US has been actively trying to choke it out.

Nvidia has grown astronomically because they produce the big bad super GPUs that the big bad super LLMs allegedly need to be so big and bad and super.

Except we explicitly do not allow Nvidia to sell those products to CHINA. Because we’ve been trying to gain computational intelligence supremacy since like 1999, and we’re coming to a tipping point.

However some small company just released a competitor (generally better) to the best big bad super LLMs out there. As a side project. And it is open source. Their budget was like .1% of any of the big bad super LLMs out there and they didn’t use any of the big bad super GPUs (allegedly).

This makes Nvidias speculative astronomical growth over the last two years look hugely inflated.

Edit: China