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Ahh she was Miss Yvonne too, no wonder I liked her, she was embedded in my subconscious from the 80s

Is this the same group that already had a performance canceled because of bigots last year?

That hits divorce, IVF, and IUI for heteros as well

My last feline friend to pass made it 18 years. I was a college freshman when he was born and a college professor when he died. I cried for him more than I ever have for a human and I doubt I will ever feel the visceral loss like that again.

These people also tend to injure themselves unconsciously and/or while they sleep, like chewing through their tongue, lips, or finger tips

God kills babies all the time, so all pregnant people would have to go on the list. Then all the less desired parents would be coerced into adoption by Christian white people to churn out more bigots and Republicans. As is tradition.

Fucking liver transplant? What in god’s name could be the justification for denial? Why even bother getting on the transplant list if Cigna can be like nahhhh? I’m surprised more doctors haven’t Luigi’d yet.

He got official merch? I would buy but only if it helps his defense.

I vote Gadaffi style! Second place is Saddam style because he’s already familiar with hiding in a bunker and if he’s in there with anyone armed it might turn into a surprise Hitler.

Oh shit that’s right! Luigi 2028 has my support. Even if all he does is seize the assets of the most notoriously unethical CEOs we’d be 1000X better off than now. Make robber barons afraid dammit.

Whoa, I’ve heard some overblown jury pool bias arguments but appearing in a documentary and sharing evidence that hasn’t even been shared in discovery sounds pretty unacceptable. If the documentary people were able to read/view/discuss this evidence, what was the delay in getting it to the defense attorneys?

A judge could give the same sentence as Trump: nothing, because he has important work to do and can’t be bogged down by things like prison, probation, or fines. There’s precedent now.

Oh no we are definitely torturing other people, just not Ukrainians in Ukraine. Or at least it’s not a priority to torture them, since the focus is on doing it to migrants instead. Also have to assume Putin called dibs on torturing Ukrainians.

Republicans have enjoyed this type of thing for a long time, the only difference here is that we aren’t torturing the people directly ourselves, yet

Ah, just like good old Abu Ghraib. Must be taking notes from the US on how to ingratiate yourself to the liberated population.

Septic pregnancy wards in hospitals were common before safer abortion methods were introduced, guess we’re going back there again

Why did DOT have jurisdiction here anyway? If they don’t like congestion pricing just raise all prices to max at all times since you know it works.

Who’s going to conduct the studies they are suggesting? They are firing all the trainees who would have done data collection and who would sign up for a job now that you know you might not only get fired with zero notice, the dismissal letter will state that you have performance issues, so you won’t have credibility to get a new job.

That contractor is going to have so much ammo to bring to a judge who oversees the case when it comes out

So only the DEI schools will suffer if the entire DOE is defunded? Right. Why bother making ‘corrections’ for this if the threat is already there for everyone to lose funding anyway?