Because to them it’s all weird sex shit.

Just like everyone not Christian “worships Satan”

If I had the money I’d buy it and replace every post with goatse.

EDIT: wtf the insane asylum is loose. Halp

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart.

Fuck off Dick Cheney Three toes!

Being trapped in a laugh track on big bang theory sounds like hell.

What if we invent inbred robots?

You say I messed up the bubble gag, but you can’t blow bubbles when gagged.

…shit the speech bubble is still in the wrong spot.

Taylor uses her private jet way too much. But recently she threatened the Twitter account tracking the plane’s movement. So that’s probably why the memes are coming out now.

I’ve never seen a single episode and I know he does something with propane and grilling.

Homophobes have big “Stop having fun!” Energy.

Back in the day, just the idea of having an entire 3d world inside a computer was absolutely mind boggling. The first time I moved a cursor and the camera rotated, the entire game world shifting, I lost my mind. I remember thinking “how did they fit this world in there? How did they build this?”

It’s what sparked my interest in programming.