Even after 40, there’s no shortage of people calling you “young”. The actually young people don’t call you “old” the same way. Just be glad you’re alive.

Having this LLM bullshit in Notepad should be the real news

Teslas have had shit build quality forever. They ripped out so many features from the cockpit and replaced it all with a single shitty display. Elon said it’s radical and better, fans sucked it up.

He was a scammer right from the start. He bought the company to ride the green wave and rip off idiots with garbage EVs. Everyone knew his shit cars don’t cost much money to build, Chinese EV makers proved it.

He couldn’t even turn a profit with his fucking company and had to resort to stock manipulation. People seem to forget what a piece of human garbage Elon was all along.

It’s no surprise that garbage truck falls apart. Trade it in for the roadster you fucking idiot!

But it’s so frickin cool when you drive it!

This is fitting, because of the amount of product placement on the show.