26. cloudflare decides it doesnt like your user agent or IP or any of a myriad of other factors and denies you access completely, order has been cancelled

I have a pretty recent thinkpad that supposedly has “military grade durability”. The plastic is literally falling apart at the corners after 2 years, and my fan grille is gone.

Fucking lenovo

We have a different kind of cookie that we name our most depraved rituals after, it looks like this.

I realized mozilla is cooked a few months ago when i read this issue where it has taken them TWELVE YEARS to implement a date picker

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=888320