That is… very far from the worst that could happen with microwaves, if you have enough juice.

And now:

No. 3:

the larch.

• Scrub and soak with vinegar and baking soda, then send through the wash
• Look into blueing liquid; follow the instructions
• in the future, try to wash or at least thoroughly rinse very sweat-stained shirts fairly quickly instead of letting it dry and set in - you can often head it off if you are careful about that
• consider finding a more effective anti perspirant

Hope there’s a version without a camera, because I’m sure they’ll use the camera as a justification to double the price on what are pretty great Bluetooth earpod headphones if you’re in the Apple ecosystem

Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll just double down using our taxpayer dollars 🫠

They will absolutely just do it anyways

Just gotta get a nice tight spiral and you’re golden

ICEatzgruppen has a certain… resonance to it

Remember when a 9/11’s worth of people were dying every day during Covid, and half of the fucking country reacted with “fuck your feelings, I’m not a pussy and I’m not wearing a mask”?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

wake up, babe, the new Energizer challenge just dropped

💎 🙌

Only if she keeps following you around after you’ve just selected a bunch of celery

Yeah… the regime is probably gonna try to conquer Cuba :(

Clarence Thomas is a race traitor, in the most fundamental sense of the term

Unfortunately, it’s going to be practical applications, with a… deep foray into anatomy and physiology :(

The boomers can’t hear the infrasound, and don’t care about how Altman says it’s gonna take everyone’s jobs because they’re retired and stonk go up

Well I should like to think so. What are the requirements?