They saved money by not using special effects, they just hired a real terminator to do those shots

“Yoshi” is a lie created by the CIA. His real name is Alfonso Alfredo and I was friends with him as a child. Even then I knew something was off about the kid, always carrying around those weird eggs. How was I supposed to know where he was getting them?

What a distinguished gentleman! A fine fellow indeed!

That knowing look… but what does he know??

I can hear this image and it hurts

Today was pretty shit but there were some parts of it that were neat and I want others to be able to cherish more of the parts that were neat

I do this when it’s hot because the floor is cool and it makes me cooler by association

No! NO! That’s not fucking true you take that back! That can’t be true oh fuck. No!

I need my fans in order to sleep. Their worship is what sets my mind at ease. If I am not lulled into slumber by their jubilant adorations I will wake with a great and terrible vengeance to wreak havoc upon this ungrateful earth

No you missed the part where I succeed and hate myself anyway

Tuesday. Jumping rope is good for cardio.

I tried and found a cheat code! It turns out that if you pass out during the draw and then pass out again while recovering they’ll call and pay for a cab to take you home! They did imply that I shouldn’t come back for a while though…

On a more serious note I had donated blood twice before that with less dramatic results. I like helping people and they give me free snacks afterward. I’d been going every three months because I was in university and had a lot of time for such things. I seem to feel quite tired for the rest of the day following a donation, which I found nice and relaxing. Needle anxiety (and my weak-ass hemoglobin level) aside, it was a positive experience and I’d recommend it!