If Only

What brand do you use of you don’t mind sharing?

They actually do, tend to be advertised as such. Example

When you squeeze the handles the blades press together. Using the wrong hand for most scissors it produces a small gap that prevents them from cutting the paper. It’ll just pinch it.

Try it, then try cutting again with the correct hand for your scissors. Odds are your scissors are not ambidextrous but you just never had a reason to discover this.

I appear to have found the device being advertised. It’s a clitoral stimulator.

Yeah, this is why the gym is extra busy the first few weeks in January

Is there credible evidence for that or is it just a meme?

Oh we still have laws. Elon is just part of the “in” group who the laws protect but do not bind.

Should we teach the kids about survivorship bias?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge’s_law_of_headlines

Unions can be exchanged for goods and services.

That is an unusually adept use of symbolism for a brand

I’d love to see locked in syndrome after his next stroke. And may the good lord bless him with long life after that.

File system. There’s no reason a file system couldn’t increase this limit but there’s little reason to for most users. Not sure who the hypothetical user would be that needs a higher limit.

For what? Running his company into the ground?

Pfft… I’d do it for, like, half that.

Damn. I wish someone would punish me with wealth beyond my wildest dreams.

They go live on a farm to live out the rest of their happy mousey days.

As fertilizer.

In my day. we just quoted Monty Python and everyone would laugh at how clever you were. This is effectively the same thing.

That’s extra. By default it’s moaning sounds sampled from a cheap 80s porno.

Sounds like a solid argument for an ai tax

That gives me a starting point, thanks!