unalivejoy

When open source software has its use limited for war, it stops being open source.

Fabulous enough that I can’t possibly keep them to myself?

Depends. Are they pretty?

Can I get a price check on two grapes?

This gives “Are you gonna eat that? No, you can have it” vibes.

Everything is legal, including:

• falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
• excessive force or police brutality
• coerced confession
• false arrest or imprisonment
• evidence or witness tampering
• unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance

How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

Don’t use flowery language when writing porno scripts.

Yes, but it belongs to Gaben. Don’t touch it.

Did somebody say gnome?

Mom now has 4 boobs. Send help.

Aim for the balls!

Did you know New York has a higher population than New York?

Are they trying to argue we don’t need to outlaw “thing” because most countries already outlaw “thing”? That’s not the argument they think it is.

With the exception of “if you came, it doesn’t mean you consented”

What I find annoying is when the “Sign up with …” button only imports all your data. It doesn’t use OAuth to sign you in and requires you to create a password.

THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF SIGNING IN WITH A THIRD PARTY!

Caskaydia Cove for me. Because “Cascadia” is a reserved font name in Windows for some reason.

It’s the third option, C is the third letter of the alphabet. What to do is obvious.

It’s my party I can cum if I want to

Public data should be accessible anonymously. You can’t change my mind.