Aw Bear is so cute

Yeah this is pretty much my life and it’s awesome :)

Two claws, one arm

Please tell Emily she’s beautiful and give her noggin a scritch for me :)

Is this a serious question?

Look if you don’t care about your health, you can crash diet, sure, but you’ll lose water weight first, and then will lose muscle alongside the fat, especially if you don’t exercise. You will also feel miserable and will make others feel miserable being around you. And you’ll most likely pack it back on when you quit the diet.

OP said no exercise.

I bet Gary has some great toefeathers

It’s so intense, what does it mean

Lola is doing her best fruit bat impression

It trickln’t

It was a quote from Falling Down (the movie in the post) but that fucking sucks :(

Looks like you’re not alone!

It was a quote from Falling Down (the movie in the post) but that fucking sucks :(

You telling me the street fell apart in two days?

I love you Gus gus gusterrrrr

Define low quantity. Fruit contains sugars, which can be bad if you have too much, but I find it’s hard to eat enough fruit to push my sugar intake above my daily limit. And fruit is generally a good source of important micronutrients like fiber, potassium, B vitamins, etc.

I don’t generally drink soda but when i do, birch beer is my favorite; second favorites are Dr. Pepper, cream soda, and cranberry ginger ale.

1989 Mercury Sable. White exterior, red interior. Took me 3 tries before I passed.

Cold cuts are a no from me - too unhealthy.

Happ purrday lil dude!

This is fucking infuriating.