I prefer to arrange my electrons like building blocks just like gramma did

My fucking lord I didn’t laugh at any of the parent comments…. But GNU xD

who runs

With these knees? I’m known to promenade gingerly online.

When you’re 21 and he’s 30+, the sex is the best you’ll ever have.

I’d love for you to be right. Please elaborate.

Bush senior is the platonic ideal of those glasses at the turn of the 1990s.

Certainly!

Do I wanna know

All dicks are awesome. Especially small ones.

Body shaming? It’s not awesome. And this kind actually enforces the stereotype we wanna make fun of.

When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.

Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after

Would I know what it tasted like if it were in a Pepsi can?

Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!

Come onnnnnn. If that were the case, then there’d be no God, peace be upon It.

But in Weird Al

Mmm

So delighted (probably not the right word, feeling) that this was the top comment when I arrived.

They meant in terms of ill health I think

Britney Spears’s lyricist having thought “hit me baby one more time” meant “have sex with me one more time”. This barely made sense till now.

Same here. You and I might be projecting.