I feel so much safer knowing other people are being deprived of their freedoms.

Did you unplug it and plug it back in?

freedns.afraid.org
no-ip.com
cloudns.net
dynu.com

cloudflare, aws, duckdns all offer dynamic dns as well.

I use afraid.

…fingers crossed!

You must remit a photo of your “plumber’s crack” to proceed.

I’m soaked.

If only the creator had included a VHS cassette labeled “P-tape” in Putz’ stash…

You’re way of base here.
It’s a talking cigar.

Top tier roasting by Judge Reyes.
Calls for her impeachment and hanging in 3…2…1…

I drank a glass of port.
Now what?

This hits…

There, but for the grace of god…

Indeed, was about to make a batch of cream cheese frosting…

A different kind of funny uncle.

Yes.

On top?

Great comment.

I have 60 years worth of morel hunting behind me, yet I still got fooled by a few false morels about 5 years back, and it wasn’t pleasant for a couple of days.

The two are actually very different, so I’m still puzzled about it.

Q. How do you tell them apart?

A. Digest and wait 6 hours.

ImPeAcH tEh JuDgEs 4 TrEaSoN !!!
–maga