Cheap whipped cream motel rooms make edible babies.

Truth.

ngl, it’s deadly…mango obviously works with this, too. I’d kill for fresh halibut.

American military on their knees rolling out the red carpet for Putin as his security team stands around is epic symbolism.
It will become a monument in Russia, its Iwo Jima.

He’s the reason Trump called in the National Guard to secure Washington DC.
They’re saying a Jussie Smollet fragrance permeates the air.

I was piqued by the peaches.

What peach and fish combination have you sampled that caused you upset?

I’ll consider it for next August when the peaches reappear!

Some places allow online voting (Estonia) and one of my municipalities, even pre-covid!

Wherin how?

This is an intriguing thought…

With a picture of muhammad on it:

The US burying him in pork fat sounds like the due process they shriek.

Excellent response. Covered the bases.

That’s a pretty bizarre non sequitur considering how pathetically false it is. Congrats, simpleton.