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Why did I read this in Fat Bastard’s voice?

Tariffs?

“THIS IS MONARCHY MANIFEST!”

Alien: “Then, I’ll make healthcare super expensive so the poor suffer and die!”

Human: “…Yeah, about that…”

In the immortal words of Kenny

“This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”

Same

Koalas literally have smooth brains.

The thoughts slide right off this dumb cunt… I love him.

Gotta get through Spooktober first…

This has meme potential…

I know how to fix it…

[Loads Holy Bolter with religious intent]

LOL you misspelled Slaanesh

Hey, don’t forget about nepotism. I’ve seen far to many less experienced and less capable people get promoted just because they “Knew the right people”.

How is calling an AI a clanker racist? AI aren’t people, they aren’t a race.

[Nods in Tech-Priest]

Are you the Alcoholic God from Katamari Damacy?

I wish I could go back in time just to tell my younger self “Hey Kid, don’t get your hopes up”, save myself a lot of pointless struggle…

“UNLIMITED POWER!”

Welcome to the unknowable horror of BertStrips…

This was intended for Bort…

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