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…yeah, my wife tells me some stations have started disabling the two-o’clock mute button; haven’t encountered one yet but the day i do is the day i start carrying an icepick to mute those speakers the old-fashioned way…

…halloween candy bowl…

…i place amazon orders maybe a half-dozen times per year, typically hard-to-find specialty items from manufacturers who only offer an amazon storefront…

…did bezos get mixed up the honeypot?..

“Cortana, play a game for me.”
“Cortana, am I having fun?”

pre-owned Pontiacs.

…on christmas eve, federal express delivered a structural modelling kit i ordered from brasil two years ago; on boxing day they submitted a $400 invoice for the related tarriff + brokerage fees…

…at the time, the supreme court ruling was expected shortly after the holiday, so i was in no rush to pay an invoice likely to be voided and unlikely to be refunded, and i waited as the court delayed judgement over the next six weeks…in the six weeks between delivery of my package and the court ruling, federal express have sent me six invoices which remain unopened, that’s six past-due notices for a unilateral invoice less than sixty days old…

…i appreciate that they delivered my package on account of shipping fees i paid two years ago, i appreciate that this administration put them in a tough spot and i wish them well with their legal remediation, but i have no intention to pay an illegitimate invoice unlikely ever to be refunded to me as an individual…

…i smashed mine into tiny pieces of shrapnel when it wouldn’t stop beeping, then swept the debris into the dustbin: engineer’s hammer…

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