

What would end up in it, though? The kernel has a lot of conventions that are enforced by reviewers rather than written down anywhere. An AGENTS.md that only restates the documented ones saves nobody anything. I doubt the maintainers want to write down the stuff they currently catch by instinct, like which subsystem takes which kind of patch. If they don’t, the file becomes a style guide nobody reads, same as the coding style doc is for most first-time contributors.


Random stutters are the tell for me, because they’re not how hesitation works in speech. A real stutter happens on a stressed word or a hard consonant. A model smoothing a pause just scatters “um” and “uh” at even intervals, which is why it reads as a costume rather than a person. The thing they were trying to hide it with gives it away.