

Here’s one that’s ugly but thorough: https://fireflychinese.kevinsullivansite.net/index.html
Am definitely human.
Here’s one that’s ugly but thorough: https://fireflychinese.kevinsullivansite.net/index.html
I wish.
In my (official dvd) box set, they caption it as “[SPEAKING GALACTIC LANGUAGE]” as if it’s some made-up sounds and not plainly an existing language.
I take comfort in knowing there are web sites that explain every phrase in detail.
Edit: Check out https://fireflychinese.kevinsullivansite.net/index.html
I would recommend you visit distrowatch.org as they have reviews of a great many distros over a long period. That would prepare you to form an opinion on what kind of experience you want to have.
Example - UI, ie. Desktop Environment: chose Gnome if you like Apples way of making things very polished and giving the user few (visible) options to tinker. Choose KDE if you like a “busy” UI with *all* the options exposed and a ton of desktop widgets. Choose MATE or LXDE if you like a snappy and minimalist approach.
Possibly the biggest differentiator between distros is their native package manager. You can take any distro and swap out eg. KDE for Gnome, but the package manager is fundamental and probably(?) impossible to replace fully.
Example: All the Debian based distros use DEB packages. You’ll find a ton, though dine distros lag behind the most recent versions. Others use Redhat’s RPM system, while still others build everything from source (which is slow as fuck but gets you to the cutting edge with all the knobs and dials). There’s also the Snap and Flatpak systems which strive to supply platform agnostic packages, but do so with very different approaches.
Good luck!
The trouble is that with this sorry of thing you really do need some form of moderation or quality control (of the users, not (only) the platform) because it will be inundated by fake profiles and nasty content.
As much as I’m cheering for Alovoa I don’t see how this is solveable. 🥲