i don’t know what the plan was. even if it worked out you’d still be cutting a minion into pieces and eating it; that’s not disturbing at all.

no that’s floxas

ngl this reads like an AI getting progressively more ridiculous.

“to areas previously too cold”, huh… i wonder what happened…

“I’m just polluting lungs” is a wild defense lol

the garbage you smoke has nothing to do with incenses. also you can light a fire without all the extra toxic shit in a cigarette so the heat source claim is ridiculous.

love the poetry about fucking smoking though. it’s almost like you don’t smell like an absolute dumpster everywhere you go.

not surprised considering his other views but glad to see his courage in sticking to his principles against a very biased media landscape. even his rap was fun af. this guy never misses.

yeah i just thought it would be funny to think cops would ignore even supernatural laws because they’re just that shitty

but you chose the optimally comedic path by subverting the expected order.

it’s very deliberately silly. and it’s fun as hell. i watched it as an adult a couple years ago and to me it surprisingly holds up. the characters are enjoyable in a campy way, the actors are charismatic, the ideas are interesting (certainly more so than Hercules), and the action scenes—while clearly suffering from a limited budget—are actually top notch in concept. they were taking all their notes from hong kong action movies and it shows. they even nod to it by eventually taking xena “back” to the show’s version of china.

don’t they literally kiss near the end?

mice don’t pay taxes dumbass

but it’s a cop so likely won’t be following the rules even for a vampire

it doesn’t just pollute, it stinks and the stink sticks to you and everyone around you. also smokers litter because they’re selfish pricks.

lol

“are you saying i should damage my home when i can just damage the environment and everyone around me and make it everyone else’s problem instead?”

yes. deal with your own shit, or if you don’t want to, don’t smoke.

and your argument about cars is invalid on multiple fronts. first of all having worse things doesn’t make anything okay. you can’t punch someone out of nowhere and when called out on it say “well murders are more damaging so if anything I’m pretty chill”. second of all I’m anti car as well and would ban all cars except public transport and emergency services if i had the say. fuck cars. but fuck smokers more. at least there’s an imposed necessity for cars due to flawed infrastructure.

there’s not only zero necessity for smoking but also no benefits and no redeeming qualities. I’d much prefer it if you were addicted to heroin because you can’t do it all the time everywhere and there’s no such thing as second hand shooting heroin.

case in point

so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.

holy shit is that true i need that while I’m working on my computer

reminds me of Mass Effect’s VI, “virtual intelligence”: a system that’s specifically designed to be not truly intelligent, as AI systems are banned throughout the galaxy for its potential to go rogue.

what