I missed out on “not pooping for a week” being the hot topic but there is more potential for funny answers to that than whatever is going on with moths and beans right now. And if you want to not poop for a week, I’ve heard opioids are effective.

Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

Fantastic price for a colonoscopy for those that don’t have good health insurance.

Going to make it a priority to introduce the poo of other animals into my vernacular.

“Did you see that performance last night? Absolutely yakshit!”

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word “orange” came into English from the Old French “pomme d’orenge”, which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

The duality of wolf.

Relatable.

Congratulations on your five new cats!

A light sleeper just means that your sleep is easily disturbed by small changes in your surroundings (like the turn of a doorknob, a car passing by outside, a text message to a phone on vibrate). There isn’t a strict criteria for it.

Permanently jet lagged.

Either people who see positive results equate “more” with “better”, or plastic surgery doesn’t fix the underlying insecurities and self-scrutiny that caused them to get it in the first place.

Exercise programs, language courses, and music streaming services are a few things you can try out before committing to them. The free trial should be enough to determine whether the methods are helpful enough for you want to continue for the first two, and the latter is a convenient way of discovering new music without ads that doesn’t drain your battery quickly.

The shower is my happy place. Why would you possibly want to add stress to it? :D

This is what happens when you feed one after midnight.

I’m more surprised it took them this long. Thankfully there are already many decent alternative messaging apps.