Fair. Reading is hard in the morning.

Tomato mozzarella salad with lots of Aromat.

That very much depends on your jurisdiction.

Never met a western liberal that wanted that.

Just make sure Bonnie declares all her oversea assets. The Swiss don’t fuck around with that.

That guy that performed his own appendectomy.

Nah, Busses are cool.

Well, let’s deal with that when it happens.

I would say I do enjoy food, but I probably don’t have the broadest palate there is. I very much prefer cooked food over frozen or other read-to-eat stuff … hence the regular ordering of food.

It is only when I’m actually cooking that I’ll eat the same food for several days. Usually I just cook something easy like a bunch of pasta and my dad’s custom sauce. Takes like 40 minutes and I’ll have food for 3 days, that kind of justifies it. But more fancy meals only very rarely make it over my effort/taste ratio.

Well, with those names … can someone call ICE on them?

Well, you should practice the basic skill of reading, because I didn’t say any of that. I can cook and I never said not being able to cook is in any way desirable, just that I don’t enjoy it and thus I avoid it.

If you’re trying to be clever edge lord, at least try to get a basic understanding of what the other person is saying. And maybe don’t try to make the same poop joke 3 times in a row.

Could be, maybe the ant is just doing it recreationally. But it sure as hell isn’t a defining trait of theirs.

Nah, that would be food.

Yeah, the it’s not getting funnier on your 3rd try. But I appreciate the attempt.

No she’s not qualified, the Groom of the Stool is a very prestigious position.

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I have your mum regurgitate it in my mouth.

No it isn’t. Whales and birds sing … it’s a hobby.

Yeah, tell that to the people that keep telling me how “good of a stress relief” cooking is after I already said I don’t enjoy it. Seems they need the awareness more than I do.

I have no work addiction. It’s just that I don’t hate my professional work. So I’d rather work my job than work in the kitchen. I don’t think that’s that strange.