sometimes jokes are just jokes

~𝖂𝖊 𝕯𝖎𝖉𝖓’𝖙 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊~

Death penalty for leechers.

We been screwed for decades; all the minor plot threads, foreshadowing, and chekhov’s implements are all just coalescing at the same time for one last grand finale.

When did temple start getting lumped in with linux anyway

Rabbits can at least be jailbroken so won’t be turned into paperweights when their company shuts down.

and there should be a flashback to reveal it was the guy from ctrl+alt+del who drank out of the cup

Aside from her obvious divorce from reality 🥁

Could be palm oil.

It shows how insidious propaganda is when you can’t even avoid perpetuating it when you’re trying to boost the people it’s against.

Why aren’t we talking more about all the mail in ballots that were destroyed in mailbox arson attacks or by postal workers?

“B-b-b-b-but where’s WHITE history month??? uncontrollable sobbing”

My name is actually Ricky Rigatoni and I am King of the Brooklyn Mafia.

I think this is the thing

My friend doesn’t talk to me as much and I really don’t get why because even when I’m “aggressive”, it’s tough love and I’m trying to help them. If I didn’t love her, I wouldn’t be like that.

Gonna be real here this is straight up abuser language.

What cop wouldn’t want to jump on the opportunity to be the one to catch the guy who did a high profile murder?

You talk like the police never planted evidence before.