My diet: Lets be motivated to make a healthy change.
Cheese in my fridge: …sup?

This might be an opportunity to develop a game. Like the adventures of Pong Lenis or something.

It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.

If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.

And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.

Hey bro. Let’s fight bro. I’m uhhhh…mad?

Someone once told me it was 20 degrees Celsius out. I didn’t know if it was snowing, blazing, or if he was moving at 50 furlongs a minute.

We now know that cars are not an effective anti-submarine countermeasure.