Which floppy disc? The one whith the sliding metal thingy or the bendy one? Just kidding… I used both :D

And if you want something more disturbing, how about “kutyából nem lesz szalonna!” (You can’t make bacon out of a dog). Or “itt a tavasz, dagad a fasz” (spring time is here, the dicks are swollen). “terhesen nem vág orrba a lengő ajtó” (the door wont slam in your face if you are pregnant).

Don’t sugarcoat it. That is originaly “szarjál sünt”, meaning shit out a hedgehog…