I thought it was a parking lot, and was very confused.

You wouldn’t use one of these, you’d use one of the municipal grade ones that can take 8" branches. Your city already has them, they’re powerful, and close at hand.

It’s funny because he’s dead.

If you really need to go dry, at least use a waffle.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Autism

Smuuthbranes like tubers.

Once I’m put in the smoker I’ll render down quite nicely.

It’s for your snorkel.

“I’m more right than you are and you need to know it.”

He’s probably real fun at the crossfit gym too.

Then…

…but if.

Hispanic? He looks Chilé.

Give that man a demon core. It can’t hurt him.

Those that could afford a Sharpie to rewind them had it good.

Fact: men can’t squeeze all the pee out of their own balls due to anatomical limitations. Have a friend do it for you, they can squeeze more out!

Once they’re fully grown they’re towed into position and allowed to take root.

Just two statements meant to convey astonishment at the rabbit’s ear size, but inadvertently constructed such that they’re just factual.

But, did they wave???

Why do I feel like Antimemes has slipped into Shitposts?

And the Munchkins - small hands.

You could add Dorothy too, No Clue.