Smuuthbrane

I need a hug.

Hey, I’m unoriginal too!

Maybe we’ll use it as a launching pad to adopt Cuba as well.

Canada will give them a home. Lord knows we need a friendly southern escape.

Air gone.

If you can’t dunk them at the peak level after a flush, you don’t deserve clean balls.

An entire race that takes their dope so seriously they wear one all day every day.

Yeah, when it gets cold the trees shiver, and iguanas are too lazy to hold on tight so they slip and fall out.

I’ve just been stabilizing it in my bellybutton. I need to work on my flexibility.

I love that you can tell exactly which one is which from a single picture.

Three cats, no mastermind.

One is orange. He hasn’t had the braincell in his whole life.

Quenching the sword in camgirl bathwater is not recommended.

I want a BBR in me.

There is an open source hardware movement underway already, I’m hoping they get to large appliances soon.

It doesn’t work. It’s an optical illusion, but is so compelling that yiu hallucinate feeling the air move.

This was first used on gas stoves, which is where the term gaslighting came from.

The competitive oral fanfic is what really gets me.

Ravishing, radishing.

HOW did I miss that? I am shamed.

Shh, don’t wreck the vibe.

Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.