This is how I used to watch Power Rangers on Saturday morning.

We really need to normalize capes, both formal and casual.

I did this. Sent him to California with some family friends.

Thought this was LeVar Burton.

It’s like Clark Kent’s glasses, but a crop-top.

No.

I’ve never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?

Ok, but if you DID buy a restaurant, what kind and why?

Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.

HE SAID SWAP THE GENITALS!

I think the wording is meant to contrast how few Americans actually want it, vs, how much Trump wants it, who, as president, should, in theory as an elected figure, represent the majority opinion of the people. So, they are calling attention to the fact that it’s a low number, but for a different reason than your reading.

17% feels about right in my subjective experience.

Is it also possible that what I said was hyperbolic satire?

Thank you for being the only person so far to get the hyperbolic satire. I didn’t think I needed to clarify that it was, when it was so over-the-top.

If you can’t solve all of your problems alone, then you don’t deserve to live.

…again…

Members of an uncontacted African tribe?

It really helps if you’re either super hot, or have an exotic accent; ideally both. Not sure about OP’s standing on this.

Could be Australian.

You never licked a baby?