YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

This atrocity. This is what WW2 was about

Yeah but it’s clearly a malicious hamster giving the haircut

double hung windows

oh that’s cool, never heard of that. The panes just kind of overlap in the middle if they want to

The real question is, to how many iterations does the hamster say “Eh, good enough”

hinge in the middle?

oh I think I was too

Who the hell goes to a nutritionist

Because it genuinely used to make fewer mistakes just a few years ago, and has noticeably worsened

Y-yeah…?

is she wearing a bathroom mat

I think you mean BeQueenSale

Me: If sex isn’t love, then I haven’t actually cheated.

French people in films: True, true.

https://feddit.uk/post/32239230

Your concise analysis has warmed this reader’s heart today, my good fellow

I wonder if anyone remembers what Lisa Maffia told them in 2003?

1000007. Always align your sights to curve around corners

I took it more like galactic credits are banned on Tatooine , and no trader who didn’t want any trouble with the Hutts would be dealing with them. Taking them on would be a world of trouble, like fencing stolen goods

The thing with the Jedi mind trick is that only Jedi’s think it works.

Everyone else just see a scary lightsaber guy asking them to repeat a sentence and are more than happy to comply if it means they get left alone.

There’s a limit to how much you can pretend though.

• Letting an old man and a kid drive through a checkpoint? Fine, someone else’s problem.

• Selling an obvious narc deathsticks? Yeah, maybe going home and rethinking your life is the right call here.

• Handing over all your life savings for a bad deal? Uh, no actually.

Dark Magic