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He was 3 days from retirement, and not a single damn thank you card
It’s halloween, where can I find Boo bees?
blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”
manager: “h-he said that?”
blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”
manager: *sweats*
blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”
One short story explains the other
I was gonna ask why the reporter is wearing sunglasses indoors, but then I noticed the teeth
Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?
Me: “I must go now, my planet needs me.”
Them: “Don’t you live on Earth?”
Me: (already outside)
The lyrics of the rest of the song aren’t that great
Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why I'm here, I can't quite remember The Surgeon General says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette But I can't see, tell me who you're gonna believe Take me down to the Paradise City Where the grass is green and the girls are prettySo either the chorus is pure sarcasm, or his day to day to life is so unbearable that he genuinely wishes to go back to a time/place where the grass is green, and a time when he was still attracted to women
I stand throbbingly by my statement
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