Usually promoting unsafe behavior or whatever seems to best match. No one’s sent me one of those videos in quite some time, so I don’t remember what the options are.

Whenever someone sends me a video that someone recorded while they’re driving, I report the video and move on with my day. Don’t even care what the video was about and not gonna find out with my own eyeballs.

Billionaires hate him, genocide enablers hate him, fascists hate him, Nazis hate him, government criminals hate him, citizen concerned for fellow citizens love him.

This Texan Jew is about to send some donations to a Yankee antisemite.
*references to antisemitism are sarcasm based on comments from people who apparently loooove fascism*

Have you been getting enough sleep? You have bags under your eyes.

Monarchs are butterflies! These things are imposters!!!

100% pay cut, and you better say thank you

Filled with fish

Quad City DJ’s are in danger

This is why I feed blueberries to my chains

Twilight: Quantum Sparkles

Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I’d run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and… Having balls!

I’m nothing if not dangerously committed to incredibly bad science

Jank-ass military tech always missing their targets by using silvered back-surface mirrors

Not enough research to support this claim.

Studies seem to show that onlookers see a reflection of everyone and everything BUT the vampire without any vampire-shaped losses of light showing up on the objects behind the vampire; as evidenced in Brooks’s 1995 documentary. Also important to note is that the vampire’s shadow is also missing from the mirror’s reflection, but it’s visible when viewing the vampire directly.

From the same documentary, we learn that vampires do have shadows, but it raises doubts as to if the vampire casts a shadow of their own; this could instead be evidence that a vampire’s shadow is an entirely sentient entity somehow tied to the vampire’s corporeal form.

Based on this, I believe that we’d need more research into the existence and form of a vampire’s shadow and the possibility that the silver of a mirror wholly negates or even rejects unholy light. Before making such baseless and reckless claims, you consider how your own xenophobic and, frankly, teraphobic or demonophobic biases are likely hurting members of the inmortua community.

How does that guy with smoke coming out of his eye patch always know when I’m sneaking up on him?? At night. While he’s screaming.

More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *

My badge is from Canada; it attends college there.

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”

Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code