And mole! If you’ve never had mole, having it for the first time in Oaxaca will ruin you as you’ll never find anything that compares again.

What a coincidence! I specifically don’t live there!

Look at him there… Teasing all the furniture with his tight pants and skiiiiiiinnnn…

Egads! Do you ever get the feeling of deja Vu? Something like…

Republican-X will fuck issue-Y after promising to not fuck issue-Y.

Maybe the problems aren’t the issues… Maybe there’s something other common factor that should instead get fucked?

He does not have genitalia nor a digestive system. While humans have those and experience things such as hunger, horniness, and diarrhea; Captain Planet just itches inside all those areas. Deep inside. Unreachable. An itchiness that starts off dull and tingling, becomes nagging, and eventually crawling and burning.

He boils off like a salted slug, screaming in agony at the upper atmosphere where his teen pals can’t hear him. Eventually, he evaporates and turns into part of the ozone layer. His consciousness completely ceases to subsist, granting him and Gaia one of the few reprieves from their near-constant agony.

When the Planeteers summon Captain Planet again, the light from each ring forms a 1/5 portion of baby Captain America Planet in Gaia’s photonic uterus. This all takes place in the ultraviolet and ultra-sonic frequencies, but fully experienced by Gaia and Captain Planet. As soon as he begins gestating, Captain Planet achieves full cognisance and all experiences from his past lives from birth to death are forced into his rapidly-expanding brain.

Once the birthing process is complete, Gaia’s connection to her photonic uterus is severed, leaving her feeling empty and mangled. Gaia gives birth and quickly recovers while rapidly teleporting all over the earth so that bad guys who like to loot and plunder cannot discover and take advantage her monetarily distracted state. Captain Planet then descends into the range of visible and audible frequencies, during which he composes himself as to not frighten the Planeteers.

Gaia tries to control the altitude at which this summoning takes place since any humans who unwittingly pass through will receive an instant sunburn, likely leading to cancer, and their bones will shatter.

fucking touch my-doc

Oh, okay… Can I visit them on the weekends?

unMarked

Why isn’t 5 circled or possibly crossed off? We’ve identified “illegal immigrants” as the enemies of the state, are shipping them off to essentially black-site prisons, and are threatening/attempting to annex Canada, Mexico, Panama, and Greenland. The argument for Greenland is to protect our borders.

Charles and David have run fundraising/seminars

David hasn’t been participating as much these past few years.

The gatherings were characterized by great secrecy

David’s GREAT at keeping secrets now!