Eating frozen pizza is a common mistake of those under the influence of THC.

Ah yes, where I always go to find out what the opposite of my weather will be.

DOJ will be classifying sandwiches as WMDs within a few days.

I heard Flock and other traffic cameras have had issues lately with people using paintball guns on them. Something about how easy it is to buy those and they can be quietly used. Real shame these punk kids keep vandalizing these corporations products, it must be terribly expensive.

I always knew The Mirror was the paper of the people.

Does the nurse have sweaty armpits n boobs?

Nowadays? No way days.

Y’all talkin bout Hitler?

Can’t do that anymore, being anti fascist is illegal.

In one hand…

Louisiana Officials Response:

“Whoopsy Daisy!”

Guess that will be tested when a lawyer is told to scan their face.

Which ones are those?

That sounds like a great idea for cities that were designed before automobiles existed.

With 9 different partners each time, dude dick gonna fall off statistically speaking.

They’ve been moving there since like 2014. How’s it going so far?

That dude is gonna be able to retire early after he sues the shit out of that county.

They must think anyone with a home and wants to give good advice on how to cope with a shitty life is middle class. Even though that poor soul is in so much debt they likely will never pay it off in their lifetime. That middle class probably.

The Portland PD can simply arrest those federal officers for any number of crimes. But sure, keep backing the guys who are going to shoot you in the back the moment they get the chance.

• the boss says from his remote office in Barcelona sometimes in Honolulu.

Looks at U.S. ww2 era antifascism and pro warbond propaganda posters.

“Omahgerd! They are all the same!”