I’m really proud of everyone for not making the tired “835 kilograms! What would someone do with 750 kilograms?” joke. It’s just the worst.

I’m naive. What’s the motive for an attack like this?

What you’re saying is true in fact, but I feel like you’re letting the price gougers off the hook a little. Eggs are popular because they’re versatile, nutritionally dense and traditionally cheap. Eggs are almost the best breakfast kids can have before school because they help with focus and keep them full. There really isn’t a replacement at the same price point. I don’t think we should expect them to be so cheap that we rely on animal cruelty, but they shouldn’t be a luxury item either.

EDIT: to clarify, it’s the protein and fat that help with focus and fullness, not eggs specifically.