1 - Can’t trust the CEO’s orders.

2 - Can’t trust your CO’s orders.

3 - Can’t trust orders.

Sure, but let’s not get into the physics of Superman swooping in at high speeds to save Lois Lane or Jimmy Olsen without breaking their necks.

Rowlf

Dude’s going line by line from The Room and making each into a meme. A behemoth endeavor deserving of our utmost respect.

Coming soon, again… again.

Almost had him. Forgot they’re immune to jedi mind tricks telepathy.

Thinking like a true Ferengi.

It’s definitely Ron Livingston. Why… is not our concern.

“Play me off, Johnny!”

I understand and appreciate your dedication to the bit.

I’d prefer they swing for the fences, then.

Michael Crichton’s Eaters of the Dead is a decent book. The film adaptation The 13th Warrior is mediocre and campy at best.