You don’t have a variety of food trucks where you live? We have fry trucks, sushi, smoothies, fries, pierogies, burgers, you name it.

How is this a “gotcha”? The first person would agree that the colonists didn’t do it the “right” way, and it ended poorly for the natives. This just reinforces their fears

This you?

I saved so much money by cutting the gas, power, and water to my house! Can you believe the scam the previous owners were running by “paying utilities”?

Is that Hillary Clinton?

That’s not a laugh track… More equivalent to the laugh sign when there’s a live studio audience

That’s the greenest tennis ball I’ve ever seen