As I understand accounting, you really don’t need to do stuff like this to write off your assets.

I’m not saying there isn’t a cynical corporate reason for doing this but I doubt this is it.

I feel like there is a moob joke there somewhere, but can’t find it.

Idk, in my friend group it’s 50-50 for… “Hey, you look less like shit today, did you get a nose job?”

Or

“Good lord, stay away from me with that new haircut. I’m already nursing a semi!”

What’s with the title?! Here’s my alternative: China’s EV boom makes a dent in fossil fuel consumption.