those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

I’m not hearing anything about the hats so I’m gonna mark it off as plausible

m’birdy

this is the funniest way I’ve been called old

yes

my comment about fucking the wife was really funny, do you agree that it also being deleted is a loss for all of lemmy

I think you should fuck the wife to make a point

cookie monster learn that sometimes cookie bad

STOP TRYING TO OUTSHINE US, T.O.

• a Montrealer, where bars were open until 3AM for the longest time

You need to add 500 surveillance devices at the end of the top segment, and 498 at the end of the bottom segment

Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to scroll down 1CM on your screen to read the earlier comment that answers your exact question!?

man unless they were really annoying or ugly I would totally take them up on this offer even though I’m not gay (im only on Grindr for political reasons)

oh and what are your credentials?

I’m guessing she deleted her account again. Her presence is as fickle as chili flakes in the wind

I believe it’s fishi

This is great, sometimes you need to have those solid, clear boundaries.

If you want to be somewhat “diplomatic,” what I’ll do is give a response depending from whom it comes from.

Not my boss: “please check with my boss to see if he wants me to drop anything to help you.”

my boss: “I’m doing x, y, and z. Which do you want me to drop so I can do this new task?”

Shit yourself as LOUDLY as possible

I noticed how you didn’t say any less either ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hydropower causes more deaths than nuclear reactors

sauce

Edit: sorry, changed the link because I had copied the wrong one. New one is not AI slop, I apologize