the fact that he’s still orange, and hasn’t switched to a more natural shade of skin and leaves his ears and hair and eyes high contrastingly different… proves he’s an intentional clown… consciously being a nonsense distraction….

did you mean, “I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and… I like to kiss my own butt.”

they have chains that just have ball bearings on them so it can still spin… some haunted houses use them

not at all

somehow i’m much better aiming with a pistol than a rifle

well, having the most overfunded military plus homeland security plus NSA&fbi makes a revolt kinda suicidal….
but hey, we can buy rifles

your lack of imagination is a gift, in this case

i used to call my dog a “good doge”…. but this had been taken from me….

doge deduplicates, but doesn’t detriplicate

🌝

it’s more about the media than you… check out Steve Bannon’s “flood the zone” interview….
strategy is: do 3 shitty things at once, media will latch onto one and the other 2 will slip by…
“gulf of america” was first popularized by Stephen Colbert as satire, btw… it’s super obviously a distraction

“red herring” is a better term , i think

if i have a bunch of questions and they have a bunch of answers i might tip… otherwise, never

https://youtu.be/MpnpIhqSLto
i like morgan freeman’s take on black history month

take all announcements by china with a grain of salt

he didn’t kill himself, he was murdered and they framed it to look like he did.

for one, he was very vocal and political, he would’ve at least left a note….

for another, he was too smart and rich to think he couldn’t at least fight the charges….

i might have believed it if he had been sentenced, but he hadn’t even begun trial.