First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP
First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP
I didnt notice it when I was young. Properly gives me creepy vibes now.


Might be better on console? I was playing it on the couch and had a good old time. Like being involved in story time.


We are thinking of the children, thats why we need to scan your face and see your drivers license if you want to see boobs.
They shouldn’t be playing in traffic anyway. Not when theres boobs on the internet.
The problem i have is when they infodump at the start with a bunch of names ill never remember.
“In the year 1590, jahalabad of nehazarad conquered the realm of jililabab, defeating rilolobob in the grand battle of kolololooom, ushering in a new age of…” skipped.


Off a tart - pretty freakin’ sweet


Thats right. Not a single ad. You certainly wont be seeing ads for the new and improved RAID SHADOW LEGENDS which while were on the topic did you know you could get 5 MILLION free pulls and an EPIC RATED hero absolutely free? Its true! I’ll DM you a referral link


When a customer reads my name tag in an attempt to be friendly

Text POTUS1 For the new snoring ringtone
Text POTUS2 To download the polyphonic shit-yer-pants Text tone!
Texts cost $4.50 + std ntwk r8
Let me just sneak a tracking device on you too this will let anyone who pays me know where you are and where you’ve been and what you’ve looked at and your name and height and family members and friends and where you work and we’re working on finding out what you had for dinner last night too
Sounds like you just dont want to work. You know when I was your age…
In the game of step-thrones you either win or die
What country are you from? Theres a few deer near me in the UK, and ive never even considered they could be pests. They look excellent to me.
I cant eat them though, because I used to work in a meat factory and whenever we had venison to process it stank like fuck. Not sure if it does or if their supplier was awful quality, but its put me off forever.
I see this immediately after posting some tongue-in-cheek ragebait without a /s
Sorry bro.


But I provide so many jobs.


Also I never understood the hype for “choosing your own doctor”. I dont know any of them. The only way I’d be choosing a doctor is if I could see stats of how many recoveries they’ve been responsible for, which will force doctors to try and game the system and refuse to accept patients who might need real help. Which would be me at that point.
Why is butt-sex such a universally accepted fetish?


Just slap the hive and say “that ain’t going anywhere” and itll be fine
I think the question is actually about something more than money. There’s definitely some kind of caste system in place, and being rich is just what it looks like to the outside.